Happy 60th, Jerry!

"Jagvar" (Jagvar) 04/29/2014 at 13:00 • Filed to: None

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It's Jerry Seinfeld's birthday today, and it's a milestone. Where does the time go?

Tom McParland > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 13:02

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I mean what is the deal with getting older...it's like you are in this horrible math problem....every time you add a year past 45 you have to multiply your health problems.

505Turbeaux > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 13:03

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the best

alexotics > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 13:05

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Reminds me of that time he answered my question! Long live Jerry!

http://jalopnik.com/hey-jerry-tell…

That and... Happy Birthday? No such thing.

ncasolowork2 > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 13:08

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What's the deal with birthdays? They're really just another day of the week. Why celebrate your birthday instead of celebrating turning 59 years 364 days old? I'm not yet 60 lets celebrate that I'm not yet 60! Then when you turn 60 you can mope around because you're another decade older and the hangover you have from celebrating turning 59 years 364 days old will make you feel a decade older.

Spoon II > ncasolowork2 04/29/2014 at 13:53

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I enjoy the celebrate every day approach, the only downside is that it may promote weight gain and the inability to reach such milestones as a 60th birthday.

Spoon II > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 13:53

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I did not think he was 60, daaaaaamn

ncasolowork2 > Spoon II 04/29/2014 at 14:22

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I figured it was a bad joke. Sorry you missed it :(

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 14:47

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Happy Birthday Jerry!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 16:51

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Looks good for 60. Driving Porsches is clearly the fountain of youth.

N51fanatic > Jagvar 04/29/2014 at 18:54

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Jerry seinfeld is 60, omg where is the time going?